Top Sillyisms!

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New State Slogans
Alabama - Official supplier of guests for the Jerry Springer since 1995
Alaska - Colder than Hillary Clintons Bedroom
Arizona - But It's A Dry Heat
California - By age 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado - If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut - Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
Delaware - We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida - Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia - Thats not only my cousin, she's my wife
Hawaii - One pineaple short of a fruit salad
Idaho - For the last time, its NOT pronounced I-da-ho
Illinois - Don't worry half our people can't locate it on a map.
Indiana - Most exciting thing since rocks
Iowa - We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas - First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky - Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana - We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Freaks, Thats just our tourism program
Maine - We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland - If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts - Kennedy owned since 1964
Michigan - First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota - 10,000 Lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi - Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri - The home of welfare
Montana - Home Of The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Little Else
Nebraska - Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada - Whores and Poker!
New Hampshire - Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey - You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico - Really not new anymore
New York - The only place you can have sex in a cab
North Carolina - Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota - We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio At Least - We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma - Like The Play, Only No Singing
Oregon - Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania - Cook With Coal
Rhode Island - We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina - Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota - Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee - The Educashun State
Texas - Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
Utah - The place to kill your wife and be innocent
Vermont - Yep We have no Idea either
Virginia - Unlike west virgina we don't have a statewide family reunion day
Washington - Hit a black person in the name of justice
Washington, D.C. - Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia - One Big Happy Family ... Really!
Wisconsin - Come Cut The Cheese
Wyoming - Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared!!!

Top 10 Reasons People own Windows
1) All programs work on windows due to dumb users using it as the main os
2) Its easier to use because its stolen from many different concepts
3) Viruses are free and frequent and fun to deal with
4) New versions every 5 years with frequent service packs that corrupt the stability of the OS
5) Who doesnt love tech support
6) Get a Mac isnt that a truck
7) Windows is pretty and full of use less features which compramises security
8) You want to be able to share files with your friends and use the same programs
9) You would be a nerd to use anything else
10) Someone has to make 4 million dollars an hour... might as well be Gates

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